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- Parody: The Revenge of Blue Corn Maiden
- The Vengeance of Betty
- By Sandra Hernandez
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- A long time ago… (not really)
- Takes place in Brooklyn, New York early 2000s
- There were two besties of westies
- Named Betty and Teresa
- They did everything together, they were inseparable
- But that all changed
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- A guy named Michelangelo moved into the neighborhood
- Both Betty and Teresa fell absolutely in love with him
- Like head over heels in love with him
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- Teresa devises a plan to take Betty out of the competition
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- One early morning they went out to the community garden to collect some flowers for her family
- While Betty wasn’t looking, Teresa sprinkled some of the potion she made onto the bushes of roses
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- When Betty began to pick roses, she accidentally pricked her hand with the thorn
- Her finger bled
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- At the speed of light
- She began to age very quickly
- She saw her reflection in the river and became very sad
- She thought to herself
- She was once a beautiful young woman but now she became a very old unattractive woman
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- She went around the neighborhood
- With her luck, for some reason, there were just men around
- She approaches the men, but because she isn’t with the “trend” they all ignored her and called her crazy for thinking she is Betty
- From that point on she was known as Betty La Fea
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- She wonders of yonder
- Time: midnight (golden hour)
- Betty comes across a house in the middle of yonder and quickly rushes inside because there is a wolf howling at the moon
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- She’s tired to do anything, so Betty goes upstairs to find a bed to rest
- 2 hours later
- The owners of the house come in
- Bella, Ariel, Fiona
- They just came from shopping
- They sense something is off
- Bella, Ariel, Fiona
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- They approach Ariel’s room and see Betty knocked out on her bed
- They wake her up and immediately
- Betty pleads to hear her out
- They all knew at once that Betty is not supposed to look like this (that’s sus)
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- They all get together
- (Who knew they know magic)
- And they chanted all together
- “All it takes is faith and trust and a little bit of pixie dust”
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- Betty transforms back to her old self
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- The three old ladies tell her that her mother is sick and that she needs to go back
- They also give her a list of tasks that she needs to complete in order for her mother to get better
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- She returns home
- She does as she is instructed by the three old ladies
- There is a celebration for her return
- The following day she is in the garden again
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- Her old bestie (Ummm), Teresa, is so happy that her friend finally returned home
- Teresa acts as if nothing has happened
- Teresa plots the same plan again, but this time Betty is one step ahead
- She is wearing a bracelet, and this prevents her from any harm (gifted by the old ladies)
- As well she has these red scissors
- These red scissors permanently lead to forever consequence
- In this case, cutting from the roses
- These red scissors permanently lead to forever consequence
- As well she has these red scissors
- Teresa having jealousy snatches the scissors from Betty’s hand and snips one of the roses
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- This resulted in the same actions as what happened last time to Betty
- But this time Betty confronts her and tells her that these results are forever permanent (no cure)
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- Teresa runs to her family (well walks very slowly)
- Tells her parents, that it is her
- But they don’t believe her
- She is banished from ever seeing them but tells her at least if they see her daughter, tell her that they are looking for her
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- In the end, Teresa dies of a broken heart because she now feels the neglection of everyone and lost faith
- While Betty lives a happy life with her parents and Michelangelo
Review:
This is a parody of The Revenge of Blue Corn Maiden; this is renamed The Vengeance of Betty. The main difference between the original text and my imitation of the text is the time period, the characters, and the seriousness. The time period makes a huge difference because, from the original text, this can be set before colonization and more focus on the native side. The time period of my version is set in the early 2000s in Brooklyn New York; both very opposite time periods, one being more old school and the other one more modern. The characters represented in the original text are focused on native indigenous people who are more traditional in their beliefs. While my parody version focuses on non-religious beliefs with a hint of witchcraft and/or magical beliefs. For example, when the Blue Corn Ear Maiden was turned into a coyote making it more of an animal fable, my version was when Betty was transformed into a very old version of herself. The similarities between them are that they both struggled to find acceptance because they both struggle to find acceptance in the community and this leads them to be cast away. The original text can be taken more seriously because it is more on the respective side of a story from an indigenous side while mine is more laid back and has a few laughs here and there. Making my version, with all due respect to the original version, I tried to make it seem more like a soap drama with fantasy; with the intention that people know its not really going to be taken as seriously as the original text. Overall, both the original text and my version carries out the message; no one should not have jealousy or act in jealousy to get their way for their selfish needs.
-Sandra Hernandez Gonzalez